A girl mad as birds...

@tahneelc

Kids

My little brother walked into the bathroom that my dad had previously defecated in, and it smelled so bad that he literally started crying and screaming at my dad, exclaiming,

“WHY DID YOU DO THAT DADDY, WHYYYY!?”

I can’t wait to have children.

So I totally had a moment with this song this weekend and I want you all to have one too. The original is great too, but Lana is goddess in this video and makes me want to partake in illegal activity.

(Source: thevanillalife101)

IF ANY OF YOU CARE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF OUR HORRIBLE, PROCESSED GOODS, LISTEN. Lays Potato Chips is having a contest to determine the newest flavor of chip to join the Lays family. The flavors include: Sriracha (douchey), Chicken and Waffles (ratchet), and Cheesy Garlic Bread (traditional). Did I mention the winner gets a million dollars? And none of these ideas are original, just saying. The man you see in the photo above is Tyler Raineri, who is responsible for submitting the flavor “Sriracha” (and who also resembles the illegitimate child of Jim Carrey and Elvira) . At first, I was ecstatic about this flavor, because I myself am going to rehab for putting Sriracha on all food groups. BUT, this is a tragedy, you guys. The Sriracha chips are terrible. They hold no essence of the delicious hot sauce we know and love. And just when I thought matters couldn’t get worse, I read this on the back of the bag: “Grandma’s homemade chips were always accompanied with a dab of our favorite sriracha hot sauce. Nothing’s better than old memories.” -Tyler  First of all, old memories? Gag me. Second of all, your GRANDMA is making you HOMEMADE CHIPS and you’re out buying and supporting LAY’S??? What is wrong with you? I don’t support people who don’t support their grandmothers.  Vote for Cheesy Garlic Bread! XO

IF ANY OF YOU CARE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF OUR HORRIBLE, PROCESSED GOODS, LISTEN. Lays Potato Chips is having a contest to determine the newest flavor of chip to join the Lays family. The flavors include: Sriracha (douchey), Chicken and Waffles (ratchet), and Cheesy Garlic Bread (traditional).

Did I mention the winner gets a million dollars? And none of these ideas are original, just saying.

The man you see in the photo above is Tyler Raineri, who is responsible for submitting the flavor “Sriracha” (and who also resembles the illegitimate child of Jim Carrey and Elvira) . At first, I was ecstatic about this flavor, because I myself am going to rehab for putting Sriracha on all food groups. BUT, this is a tragedy, you guys. The Sriracha chips are terrible. They hold no essence of the delicious hot sauce we know and love.

And just when I thought matters couldn’t get worse, I read this on the back of the bag:

“Grandma’s homemade chips were always accompanied with a dab of our favorite sriracha hot sauce. Nothing’s better than old memories.” -Tyler 

First of all, old memories? Gag me.

Second of all, your GRANDMA is making you HOMEMADE CHIPS and you’re out buying and supporting LAY’S??? What is wrong with you?

I don’t support people who don’t support their grandmothers. 

Vote for Cheesy Garlic Bread!

XO

#scaredforthefuture

I’m a junior in college, which means I have two semesters left to figure out how to be an adult. Being an adult means finding the middle ground between what you’re good at and what doesn’t bore you out of your skull. So far, this is what I’ve come up with:

1. Making fun of people (namely people that I have never met before, but have merely passed on the sidewalk. Not my friends. I’m not a monster)

2. Eating carbs and artificially flavored candy shaped like fruit (duh)

3. Having Irritable Bowel Syndrome (I am really good at this one and it is definitely NOT boring. I think this may go hand in hand with number 2)

4. Making lists of irrelevant things (like nail polish colors, on a scale of 1-10, most baby-poopish to least baby-poopish)

5. Writing…when I feel like it.

I think the most lucrative thing up there is writing, unless you consider making fun of people a profession, which is probably completely viable. I mean, look at Joan Rivers.

Sigh.

I just hope it all works out.

The writing thing, I mean. I don’t care if my IBS clears up.

Yours Truly,

Tahnee

WITH MY BOYFRIEND ON A HOT SUMMERS MORNING

  • Boyfriend: What if my dick was as big as your forearm???

Anne Bieber and Other Thoughts

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/14/showbiz/bieber-anne-frank/index.html

So, most of you have probably heard about this ^^^ And if you haven’t, I suggest you read.

“BREAKING NEWS: JUSTIN BIEBER SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF ANNE FRANK AND ALL SHE STANDS FOR, SAYS SHE WOULD’VE SUCKED HIS DICK HAD SHE EVER MET HIM!!!!”

Oh wait…That’s not what happened. Not at all, actually.

I get it. We all hate Justin Bieber. We all know he has less brain cells than most. I’m not an advocate for Bieber, nor am I a “Belieber” (sounds like a filthy crustacean that may feed off the oceanic floor) but I am an advocate for seeing things the way they are.

I completely understand that Bieber’s message is self-serving in that he referred to himself in the comment, however, I don’t think that Justin Bieber’s true intentions were to promote himself or offend the Jewish community and/or the Frank family. Justin Bieber is a child and an ignorant one at that, but the people that are making this statement a real issue are proving to be even more blind then Bieber himself. If the Anne Frank House Facebook page (how disturbing is THAT?) was willing to stream this comment to its followers, than they must have believed that it was appropriate for the public and served the purpose of the Anne Frank House, explicitly to remember Anne Frank and her brave family. If the message Bieber wrote did not serve this purpose, isn’t it a reflection on the people that posted it for the world to see? The one’s who have control over who sees the comment?

If the Anne Frank House truly believed that this comment was as defamatory and offensive as the public is making it out to be (and I don’t think they do), than they should have made an executive decision to not stream it to the public in respect to the Frank family and their values. If by chance, the Anne Frank House posted this to see a reaction from the public (which is doubtful since they post almost all celebrity inscriptions on their page) than that is insulting to the message the Anne Frank House promotes in the first place. The Anne Frank House even told the press that Bieber was interested in Frank’s life and that they thought the comment to be insensible, but not bad. But when has Justin Bieber ever made sense?…

Justin Bieber has not been making very intelligent decisions lately but I honestly believe he was attempting to be relatable. I think it’s worth mentioning that the term “Belieber” has only been perpetuated by his fandom and the media and has grown to be his way of expressing affection for his fans and their affection for him. Knowing that everything you’re going to write or say when you say it may cause you to write or say something that will relate to the ones that will hear it, namely his fans. Using the term “Belieber” was not meant to be insulting or offensive, but a term of candid endearment and a term that his fans will recognize. Only people that hate Bieber truly find this term offensive, and I think that’s where the issue lies.

Maybe the time and place in which he made this statement was wrong, and there are obviously far better things he could have written, but a celebrity who sells himself for a living may have a different experience in the Anne Frank House than someone who isn’t under the public eye. This was what he thought to write after his experience. Get over it.

People don’t understand that as a celebrity you are forced to deal with both your fans and the people that hate you. It must be hard to have people constantly ask you for your time and attention, and then simultaneously get upset when you refer to yourself in public situations.

People need a reason to hate Justin Bieber and that’s fine with me. But the fact of the matter is, he praised her and only suggested that she “hopefully” would have liked him and his music. How is it offensive to hope that an important historical figure may have liked you? When I read an answer to this question that makes sense to me, maybe I’ll change my argument.

Until then, I’ll be watching Bieber’s inevitable, Lohan-esque downfall into obscurity, waiting for him to say something that is ACTUALLY offensive. 

f-ckyeah1990s:

Destiny’s Child - Say My Name (live performance at Disneys Epcot)

There are many things I want you to note while watching this video:
1. Beyond always has been and always will be Destiny’s Only Child.
2. How was choreography so simple and shoes were so flat? These bitches definitely could have been doing these moves in stilettos. You could probably do this choreography on a trampoline if you wanted to.
3. The devastatingly white man having a grand ole time at 2:08.

(Source: fuckyeah1990s, via frickyeah1990s)

Tahnee and Nail Lady

  • Nail Lady: You need to close your eyes when I massage you.
  • Tahnee: Oh...ok.
  • Nail Lady: You can have that nail file if you want.
  • Tahnee: Oh, thanks!
  • Nail Lady: Yeah, if you don't take it I'm just gonna throw it away...
  • Tahnee: I'll take it, thanks so much.
  • Nail Lady: Because what if I keep the last one from the girl before you and she has AIDS and I use it on you. That bad.
  • Tahnee: ............